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My Couch Is a Quantum Anomaly

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Dude, I have come to the conclusion that my couch houses Loki, or some Thing.  You know, stuff usually falls between the cushions of regular couches and you find it again when you flip them, or move them or whatever right?  NOT THIS ONE

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a really shitty picture of a part of the couch in question.  It was the scene of the crime.
This is a movie theater sectional, you can recline, there’ s places to put your drinks, it’s pretty snazzy.  Well, same thing applies, crap falls between the cracks.
 
One hitch:  IT IS NEVER SEEN AGAIN.  seriously we reach in trying to find it and nope, nada
 
Two years ago, my BIL was over for Christmas, and we gave him a multi tool for a present.  He put it in his pocket, and it just went missing, gone.  We looked everywhere.  We felt inside the couch to find it and nothing.
 
Yesterday, when I was looking for a Lego piece Max dropped down there, I felt something…I’m like WTF.  and I pulled out…the fucking multi tool that was lost two years ago.
 
Frank is going to re-wrap it and give it back to his brother (edit because I’m an only child and I didn’t want any confusion, that’s what I get for posting on only one coffee.) because it’s his after all and it’ll be a funny joke.
 
But holy shit,  Max would REALLY like that Lego piece back for his Cyborg lego mini figure. :/  it’s unique to the set.
 
MY COUCH IS A RIFT IN SPACE AND TIME AND LOKI USES IT TO REACH OUT AND BORROW STUFF.  HELP ME.  IT IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME MY CHILDREN GET SUCKED INTO THE SINGULARITY.  

Garlic Scapes anyone?

Garlic Scapes anyone?

Husband brought home 10lbs of garlic scapes.
Yup.. 10lbs
how it went down:

Husband was like “Man I love these, wish I could find more!” Loki is like “I like them too…hold on..” Freyr was like “Meh I know a guy.” and Loki was like “Dude make it happen!” Freyr was like “Meh ok” Frank called me from work and was like “I have a 10lb bag of garlic scapes on my desk..I’m bringing them home” Loki: “Eeexxxcceelent”

When Loki takes over an MMO chat

When Loki takes over a chat channel in an MMO:

Person1: Odin’s Beard about Hot Pockets? LOL

Me: Odin Loves Him some hotpockets

Person1: …

Person1: Damn channels.

Me: *giggle*

Person2: That’s how Odin got the eye patch. Spurting hot pocket. Fact.

Person1: LOL

Person2: And also why Hot Pockets invariably lead to diarhea. Loki is a tricker, and the hot pocket is one of his machinations.

Person3: hot pockets?

Person4: It was Loki’s plan to get Odin’s Beard all gooey with cheese and he would be unable to battle in Rangnarok.

 

So there you have it,  Hot Pockets will destroy the world *nodnod*  

of course Odin was *facepalm* and Loki thought it was hillarious.

In searching for information on Mugwort

Ok, I’ve been drawn into trancework lately.  I’ve always known I’ve had *something* inside but I didn’t know what, so Loki, Freyja and The Crew, have been nudging me into dipping deeper into this rabbit hole.

Well at first I tried iDoser.  Meh.  cumbersome trying to drag headphones, a laptop, and loading the program, loading the dose and then listening until the dose is over THEN experiencing the trance.  

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Especially me, who has kids.  Sometimes they’re home sometimes they aren’t.  I also have a mortal husband who’s a touch on the skeptical side, so yeah.

So anyway, back on topic here.  I was looking to see if Mugwort grew around here (and also to see if it shows up in drug tests or not…search still inconclusive with that..since I’m trying to join the Royal Canadian Military Reserves it’s sort of important that I know before imbibing)  

Then, my search expanded…I heard a whisper “Hey look, Mugwort is related to wormwood, if mugwort grows wild around here, that should too..mmm Absinthe..”  so I checked.

Heh. Yeah.  I dunno man. That’s going into the hugely illegal realm of distilling.  Making Mead is one thing, home wine making is cool here, distilling not so much.  Sorry bud.

I think I’ll just go and buy a bit if it doesn’t show up on drug tests.  Because you know, it’s legal I guess..I dunno.  Ugh. Tricksy stuff…