Dude, I have come to the conclusion that my couch houses Loki, or some Thing. You know, stuff usually falls between the cushions of regular couches and you find it again when you flip them, or move them or whatever right? NOT THIS ONE
Well it was. Now it’s infected despite me taking really REALLY good care of it. As in by the letter good.
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Anyway, if you’ve noticed that wonderful serpent around Mjolnir, that is Jorgrumnd, the world serpent. Do you see where I’m going with this?
What is an infection? It’s just another type of venom coursing through ones veins when one acquires it. Jorgrumund is *the* most venomous serpent in existence. Now when I got this tattoo I did acknowledge Xis presence, I thanked Xer, and I knew that both Xe and Thor wanted this. There is something that Xe wants me to acknowledge within MYSELF regarding liminality that I quite haven’t yet.
It’s not a gender thing. I’m still quite firmly CIS. I think I touched on it a while ago while discussing it with a friend of mine. I’m pretty fluid when it comes to sexuality.
Yeah, some days I feel like a nut, some days I don’t. Some days I don’t want to have anything to do with sex, like completely ace, some days I want to bone all the consenting adult humans.
Maybe the correct term is Liminisexual? I don’t know. Either way, by getting this tattoo I am not just bound to Thor Odinson, slayer of giants, protector of the world, I am also bound to Jorgrumund, world serpent, ruler of things in between. I am bound to both of those who are slated to destroy each other. I’m not a bride of Jorgrumund, I’ll be blatantly honest there. It’s more of a….twin feeling? But we aren’t siblings. It’s something that is very hard to articulate but I know damn well it isn’t a love relationship, it’s not a servant relationship, it’s a relationship of equals. Like we are equal parts? But Loki isn’t my father. Could be because we inhabit the same element or something totally convoluted and I need to really sit and grok this whole thing, either way, I’ve been connected to the world serpent in some way for quite some time I just never realized it until Xe licked me and the whole venom thing. Damnit Jorg You’re like a damn Gila monster. heh
Whereas my relationship with Thor is out of love and devotion. My relationship to Thor is by choice. Jorgrumund feels like it’s one that isn’t by choosing, almost like a relative, but if it was an “Inlaw/stepchild” relationship by virtue of my relationship to Loki, then that one is still by choice. This..does NOT feel like that either.
So I’m bound to two entities that are bound to destroy each other or have already destroyed each other or are in the midst of destroying each other right now. One I willingly chose, the other well I don’t know what’s going on but I’m kinda stuck trying to figure it out. In the mean time, I’m just going to take my antibiotics and advil, eat my yogurt and go get rid of this stupid infection.
Maybe Jorgrumund will do the takesbacksies on the venom…that would be nice. This shit is rather painful
Or you could say
My tattoo is pretty Thor.
We are expecting a real nasty blizzard tomorrow, hurricane force winds and over two feet of snow. Hi spring? Ok Skadi you can go back to your mountains now, we’re good for the year.
So, I was at the dollar store buying some candles and food items we can easily heat up using our fondue set, stews, soups, mister noodles, stuff like that. Well I noticed we needed a BBQ lighter. I looked around the entire store after picking up some emergency votives, and couldn’t find it to save my life.
Every time I walked past the candle aisle I smelled red velvet cake. I looked at the pretty candles, and one practically fell on my head.
Red velvet cake scented candle. Once I picked it up a helpful lady came by to point me in the direction of the BBQ lighters. I guess Loki wanted a red velvet cupcake scented candle. He got it.
Why am I not surprised? And why am I not surprised by the disqus comments?
Seriously. How difficult is THIS CONCEPT:
Really, it doesn’t get more simple than that. SERIOUSLY.
Fuck rape, Fuck Rape culture, and just..UGH.
*goes off and punches a pillow or something…*
THIS SHIT MAKES ME STABBY. If you couldn’t tell.
More stupidity that burns. *sigh* HISTORY, PEOPLE, WHY DON”T YOU LEARN IT OUTSIDE OF THAT BIBLE OF YOURS. Ugh.
Maybe it’s because, THE STUPID, IT BURNS. IT BURNS SO HOT THAT IT IS CATCHING EVERYTHING ON FIRE.